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Jokes...

Tue Nov 3, 2009, 12:12 PM
Is funny cause it's russian.....

A baby seal walks into a club....
A mother is waiting in the recovery room after having a baby. suddenly the doctor walks in holding the baby by the ankles and slams its head into the table and proceeds to drop kick it down the hall.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" she screams.
He replys "April fools it was already dead"
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it gets put into the oven.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
WHITE POWER!
a black man rubs a lamp and a geni apears and says since hes black he only gets two wished so the guys says i wish to be white and surounded by pussy so the geni turned him into a tampon...becarful what u wish fore
Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
He loved it in the can.
I don't agree with this but it's certainly a controversial joke.
What's faster than the speed of light?
An ethiopian with a lunch ticket.

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